Department of Household Emergencies

Official paperwork for anyone who has wronged you, adorably.

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Turn the argument into a laugh.

The ignored trash. The texts left on read. The forgotten birthday. The laundry pile that's slowly becoming furniture. The dishes that have been "soaking" since Sunday. Tell us what happened, and we'll turn it into a hilariously "official" letter that's all giggles, a little sass, and zero hurt feelings. We seal it and mail it, or you print it at home in minutes. Then film the moment they open it and laugh together.

How it works (tap a step)

Plot twist Every letter comes with a reply code. The person who gets it can come here, enter the code, and mail back a sarcastic thank-you about the very same topic. Let the funny prank war begin! All in good family fun.

But if you…

For partners, family, bridesmaids, roommates, coworkers, anyone.

Example letter

This is what lands in their mailbox

A sample exchange. Jen sent her boyfriend Dave an Official Complaint Notice about the trash, the dishes and the bed sheets. It came with a reply code, so Dave fired back.

  • Style Official Complaint Notice
  • Threat 7 · Volcanic Activity
  • Problems Trash, dishes, bed sheets
  • Reply code HE-TRSH-07: Dave used it to reply ($14)
1 The notice Dave receives

Department of Household Emergencies

Bureau of Dishes, Laundry & Trash · Est. the day we moved in

CASE NO. HE-2026-0047DATE: October 26, 2026
TO: Dave (Boyfriend)FROM: Management
THREAT LEVEL7 · VOLCANIC ACTIVITY

Dear Boyfriend,

This is an Emergency Broadcast System message. A catastrophic event has occurred in our home:

  • The trash has reached Level 7 Volcanic Activity.
  • The dishes have formed a small but organized political movement.
  • The bed sheets have declared independence and are seeking international recognition.

You are the designated First Responder. Please report for duty immediately with gloves, courage, and possibly snacks. Failure to act may result in me dramatically narrating the disaster like a nature documentary.

With concern for our ecosystem,

Management
Want to reply?Visit FunnyThis.com and enter code HE-TRSH-07 to send Jen a sarcastic thank-you of your own.
RESPONDER ACKNOWLEDGMENT (REQUIRED)
☐ Trash neutralized☐ Dish uprising peacefully dissolved☐ Sheets returned to the union☐ Snacks delivered to Management
Plot twistDave entered the reply code on this page. We recognized the topic, wrote his sarcastic thank-you about the very same trash, dishes and sheets, and mailed it back to Jen. Let the funny prank war begin!
2 Dave's reply, mailed to Jen
OFFICE OF MUTUAL APPRECIATION

Thank You for Your Emergency Broadcast

Dearest Jen,

Thank you for your Emergency Broadcast. Nobody has ever called me a First Responder before. I have already ordered a helmet.

Regarding the trash reaching Level 7 Volcanic Activity, I would remind the Department that the last eruption was caused by your “quick fridge clean-out,” including a cabbage of unknown age.

As for the dishes forming a political movement, I can confirm they have elected a leader. It is your coffee mug from Tuesday. It has a very strong base.

And the bed sheets only declared independence after you claimed 80% of the blanket territory in a nightly invasion. They are refugees, not rebels.

I have reported for duty with gloves, courage and snacks. The emergency is contained. The snacks were for me.

With love and a tactical apron,

Dave

P.S. Please stop narrating me like a nature documentary. The neighbors can hear you.

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Every letter has a reply code printed at the bottom. Enter it here and we'll write a sarcastic thank-you about the very same topic, then mail it back to whoever sent yours. We use the address from their order, so you never need it.

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    1 · Write your letter

    Pick a letter style

    Two very different letters. Tap one to see its example on the right.

    Add your name and theirs
    From: you
    To: them

    Add as many as you like. Type a word like "trash" for ideas, or write your own.

      Need help, or want other ideas? Tap for suggestions, then pick as many as you like. Type a word first (like "dishes") to get ideas about it.

        One real, specific detail makes the joke. Got a long story? Tell it all, and we'll add a second page if it needs one.

        Not sure what to write? Tap for ideas and pick up to 3. Just a hint is enough. We do the funny part, and you'll get the big reveal at the end.

        Humor level

        Select a threat level

        How big is this emergency? Tap one. It shows on the threat bar at the top of the letter.

        Theme (works with any humor level)

        Pick a season and the jokes follow. Christmas, for example: Santa is watching.

        Leave blank and we'll suggest something small and silly.

        Upload your own photos for the certificate (optional, +$5)

        The photos you upload here are the ones we print on their certificate. Use a photo of them, a photo of you, or one of you both together. Mix and match: one for the official portrait and two fun ones for the Hall of Fame.

        Official portrait
        Hall of fame
        Hall of fame

        Your uploaded photos appear on the certificate preview right away so you can see how they look. Only use photos everyone in them is happy to see printed.

        See an example letter

        This is a real sample of what gets mailed. Click the tabs to see every piece. Yours will be written about your own story.

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