Department of Household Emergencies

For the people you love, and the habits you don’t.

FunnyThis.com
FunnyThis.com · The prank they'll actually love

Turn the argument into a laugh.

The ignored trash. The texts left on read. The forgotten birthday. The laundry pile that's slowly becoming furniture. The dishes that have been "soaking" since Sunday. Tell us what happened, and we'll turn it into a hilariously "official" letter that's all giggles, a little sass, and zero hurt feelings. We seal it and mail it, or you print it at home in minutes. Then film the moment they open it and laugh together.

How it works (tap a step)

Plot twist Every letter comes with a reply QR code. The person who gets it scans it with their phone camera and sends back a sarcastic thank-you about the very same topic. Let the funny prank war begin! All in good family fun.

Two ways to play

But if you…

For partners, family, bridesmaids, roommates, coworkers, anyone.

Pass the prank

Recruit a prank buddy

You can always prank them yourself. Or don't! Send FunnyThis to someone who knows your target's "habits" even better than you do, and let them file the paperwork. You stay innocent. Mostly. Helping someone else? Check "This prank is for someone else" in step 2 and the letter is signed by them.

😇 Ground rules: it's all a harmless joke

Pick a silly everyday habit that everyone, including the accused, already laughs about.

  • Nothing personal or hurtful
  • Nothing that starts a real argument or confrontation
  • Nothing political or religious

If it would start a fight instead of a laugh, pick something else. The goal is a hug at the end.

  • 1Send FunnyThis.com to a sister, a bridesmaid, a best friend, a coworker.
  • 2Tell them who to prank. You two already know their funniest habit.
  • 3They mail the letter. Everyone films the reaction. You deny everything, then everyone laughs together.
Ready-made message to send them

Okay, you HAVE to do this. Go to FunnyThis.com and send an "official" complaint letter about you-know-who. I know exactly what you're going to write about. Keep it silly and harmless, film it when it gets opened, and send me the video. 😂

The sisterSister-in-lawHer husband

"Remember, you're the brave one."

A sister sends FunnyThis to her sister-in-law with one instruction: file a Complaint Notice about her brother's famous "I'll do it after this game" promise. Threat level 9. The wife signs it. The sister gets credit for the idea at Thanksgiving, and her brother never lets her forget it.

"The Department has recorded 47 'after this game' promises this week. The games have ended. The chores have not."
The bridesmaidThe groomThe bride

"She will never suspect the groom."

A bridesmaid slips the groom the link. Together they pick the bride's most famous habit, like changing outfits six times before dinner, and he mails her a Sarcastic Thank-You. The wedding party is on standby with cameras.

"Thank you for the gift of arriving fashionably late to our own engagement party."
The daughterDadMom

"Dad, you've been chosen."

A daughter away at college sends Dad the link and a mission: report Mom for guarding the thermostat like it holds the nuclear codes. Dad files a Top Secret notice. Mom finds out who's behind it. The daughter is not coming home for the holidays until it blows over.

"Intel confirms the thermostat has not moved past 68° since 2019. Agents are shivering."
Got a letter?

Scan the QR code to reply

Every letter has a QR code printed at the bottom. Scan it and this page opens with your letter already found. We write a sarcastic thank-you about the very same topic, and we can even mail it back to whoever sent yours.

  1. Open your phone's camera. No app needed.
  2. Point it at the QR code on the letter.
  3. Tap the link that pops up, pick how savage to be, done.

No letter yet?

Read first

Before you start the prank, read the steps

Tap any step to jump straight to it.

    1 · Write your letter

    Pick a letter style

    Two very different letters. Tap one to see its example on the right.

    Add your name and theirs
    From: you
    To: them

    Add up to 8 problems from our ideas, type your own, or just describe it in a sentence below. Type a word like "trash" for ideas.

    0 of 8 added

      Need help, or want other ideas? Tap for suggestions, then pick the ones you like (up to 8). Type a word first (like "dishes") to get ideas about it.

      Tap, talk, and we'll type it for you.

      Just write it plainly. No need to be funny! We rewrite it into your hilarious official letter, and you'll see the funny version in the preview at the end. 0 / 300

      Tip: you can also tap the 🎤 on your phone's keyboard. We only keep the words, never the recording.

        Press Add (or Enter) to put it on your list. One real, specific detail makes the joke. Got a long story? Tell it all, and we'll add a second page if it needs one.

        Not sure what to write? Tap for ideas and pick up to 3. Just a hint is enough. We do the funny part, and you'll get the big reveal at the end.

        Humor level

        Select a threat level

        How big is this emergency? Tap one. It shows on the threat bar at the top of the letter.

        Theme (works with any humor level)

        Pick a season and the jokes follow. Christmas, for example: Santa is watching.

        Not sure? Tap for ideas based on your problems in step 4.

        This mission is printed on the letter, so they know exactly what to do. Leave blank and we'll pick one that fits your topic.

        Tap for reward ideas that match your topic.

        Upload your own photos for the certificate (optional, +$5)

        The photos you upload here are the ones we print on their certificate. Use a photo of them, a photo of you, or one of you both together. Mix and match: one for the official portrait and two fun ones for the Hall of Fame.

        Official portrait
        Hall of fame
        Hall of fame

        Your uploaded photos appear on the certificate preview right away so you can see how they look. Only use photos you have permission to use, from everyone in them. See the Photo Upload Rules.

        See an example letter

        This is a real sample of what gets mailed. Click the tabs to see every piece. Yours will be written about your own story.

        Example