Department of Household Emergencies
The trash that never goes out. The dishes "soaking" since Sunday. The texts left on read. Tell us what happened, and we turn it into a hilariously official complaint letter. We mail it, or you print it at home. Then film the moment they open it.
No writing skills needed. Just tell us what they did, plainly. We do the funny part.
Tap an idea like "never takes out the trash", or write your own in a few words.
From a gentle nudge to a full disaster movie, plus an optional holiday theme. Watch the letter update live.
We seal it and mail it, or you print it at home right away. Every letter includes a reply QR code so they can fire back.
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Both are written about your real story, at the humor level you choose. Here's what each one looks like.
A straight-faced report from the Department of Household Emergencies, with a case number, a threat level and a mission to fix it. Best for chores, habits and everyday arguments.
Bureau of Trash Emergencies
Dear Marcus,
This is an Emergency Broadcast. A catastrophic event has occurred in our kitchen.
A beautiful, elegant letter of gratitude where every line is sarcastic, ending with a warm "all is forgiven." Best for forgotten dinners, wedding mishaps and "thanks a lot" moments.
Dearest Jasmine,
I simply had to thank you for the unforgettable gift you gave me at my rehearsal dinner: the gift of absolutely no dinner.
While forty guests enjoyed a perfectly cooked steak, I explored the full flavor profile of four dinner rolls and a single lemon wedge.
P.S. The lemon wedge sends its regards.
Pick a theme and the jokes follow it. Works with any humor level.
Santa is watching, the elves have filed a report, and someone is on the naughty list.
Cupid tripped over the laundry pile. A dramatic, very romantic complaint.
Another trip around the sun, the same old habits. Cake, candles and an official warning.
Perfect for bridesmaids, grooms and the maid of honor who forgot the bride's dinner.
Breakfast in bed was cancelled. Dad's thermostat is under federal protection.
The dishes, the shared fridge, the thermostat war. Settle it with paperwork.
One letter, one price. No accounts, no subscriptions.
Express shipping (2–3 business days) is $8. US addresses only.
Send FunnyThis to someone who knows their habits even better than you do. They sign the letter. You stay innocent. Mostly.
A Complaint Notice about the famous "I'll do it after this game" promise. Threat level 9.
"The Department has recorded 47 'after this game' promises this week. The games have ended. The chores have not."
A Sarcastic Thank-You about changing outfits six times before dinner. Wedding party on camera duty.
"Thank you for the gift of arriving fashionably late to our own engagement party."
Mom guards the thermostat like it holds the nuclear codes. Dad files the paperwork.
"Intel confirms the thermostat has not moved past 68° since 2019. Agents are shivering."
Pick a silly everyday habit everyone already laughs about. Nothing about bodies, looks, money, exes, religion or politics, and nothing that would start a real fight. The goal is a hug at the end.
FunnyThis.com turns everyday household crimes like ignored trash, dishes left soaking and forgotten dinners into hilariously official letters. You say what happened, pick a humor level and theme, and get a funny complaint notice or sarcastic thank-you.
Print-at-home letters are $4.99. A mailed letter is $9.99, and a mailed letter plus a sealed certificate is $19.99. Express shipping is $8.
Mailed letters are printed and shipped within 5 to 7 business days, or 2 to 3 business days with express shipping. We ship to US addresses only.
Yes, any US address works. Many people mail it to themselves so they can hand it over at the perfect moment and film the reaction.
It is a one-of-a-kind award written for the person and sealed in its own wrapper. They may only open it after completing the small mission printed on the letter, like taking out the trash three days in a row.
Every letter has a QR code at the bottom. The person who receives it scans it with their phone camera and can fire back a sarcastic thank-you of their own.
Yes. Put their name in the From box and the letter is signed by them. It is a great way for a sister, bridesmaid or best friend to help with the prank.
Never. Letters are about silly everyday habits everyone already laughs about. We do not write about bodies, looks, money, exes, religion, politics or anything hurtful, and we can refuse orders that break these rules.
Two minutes to write. A lifetime of "remember when you got that letter?"
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